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When a problem is so sir, that it becomes a sirblem. There’s also the higher form, known as Super Sirblem. Essentially the same thing, it just has even more sir, so the super is added to differentiate.
Example 1: And then I said, “Sir, what’s your sirblem?" And they laughed like sirs.
Example 2: Sir, I don’t see what the super sirblem is.
Sirblem by PalmFire September 17, 2018
Sisbend, what a special word! It represents a friendship more special than best friends and sisters. A bond more special than any other! Sisbend stands for a combination of sisters and best friend. When you are someone’s sisbend, you have a more than a special bond with your favorite person, so special you can’t even describe it! Well now every time you and your unbreakable bond want to describe your friendship you have just the right word!
Olivia and Isa are the closest people ever! They consider each other sisbends, more special than sisters and best friends!

Person 1: Isa and Olivia are really close
Person 2: Yeah, they are sisbends!
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It’s an unbreakable bond, look it up on urban dictionary!
sisbend by olivisa🦋🐙 October 18, 2019

Sirscratchatoba 

The little known 11th province of Canada. Only consists of 1 person, named Roger. The capital city is called BillMurray, and consists of Roger's head.
Come and visit Sirscratchatoba, and meet a fairly nice guy.
Sirscratchatoba by RJ May 28, 2004
worlds sexiest man. no words can describe his awesomeness and super ability to woo every women in sight and make their muffie wiggle with excitement also referred to as Capt. America, Mothers lock up your daughters... daughters lock up your MILSWANCA's (mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again).
OMG that Sirbob over there is totally taking the club tonight.

SirBob... Thats all I have to say.

OMG Becky look at that SirBob!!!
SirBob by numbr19 January 13, 2012

Simsbury High School 

An extremely challenging high school where teachers hate students because they will making more money than them in only a few short years.
If you go to simsbury high school chances are you are white, rich and you own an Iphone. Not all kids at simsbury high school are spoiled or preppy, some kids are pretty chill.
The sports at simsbury high school are very popular, especially lacrosse for boys and girls. In the fall the girls field hockey team and Volleyball teams have very good records. The football team is extrememly embarrassing but at one point in time it was actually good, we promise

On weekends most kids enjoy smoking pot or getting drunk and when i say most i mean about 90% of the students.
During the school day the only thing that happens more than painful learning is DRAMA. The hallways are like a mix between laguna beach and Jersey Shore due to the extreme amounts of girl fights.
Chick 1: I was so stoned on friday night, what did you do?
Chick 2: I hung out with Bobby at the football game
Chick 1: What? I told you i liked Bobby
Chick 2: Then why did you sleep with Jake
Chick 1: Bitch you dont know anything! (Punches her in the face)

Stoner hanging out in the hallway: Typical simsbury High School bitches.

Varsity lax bro: Woah who is that girl?
Other bro: Dude shes a freshman.

Varsity Lax bro: Its fine, ill get her drunk this weekend and try to hide it from my girlfriend
Simsbury High School by Silly Sal February 23, 2011
An abreviated way of writting Serious Business.
Internet is SRSBSNS! Respect!
SRSBSNS by UNICODE April 2, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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