2 definitions by scatterbox

a person who sharts uncontrollably for hours & leaves you the mess to clean up.
Some sirshartsalot left me a mess in the bathroom.
by scatterbox January 20, 2009
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when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.
by scatterbox January 20, 2009
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