Definitions by scatterbox

sirshartsalot 

a person who sharts uncontrollably for hours & leaves you the mess to clean up.

Some sirshartsalot left me a mess in the bathroom.

sirshartsalot by scatterbox January 19, 2009

queef bagel 

when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.

I had a delicious queef bagel this morning.

queef bagel by scatterbox January 19, 2009