1 definition by kloeker
Stands for Service Industry Research Systems. Basically the worst job in the world. You can get hired there if you can say your alphabet, and pretty much everyone you know has worked there at some point in their life. It is rare that anyone lasts more than 2 weeks and those who do are clearly incredibly high and have no idea what's going on or how much their life sucks.
Got hired at sirs last week, find myself increasingly in need of a gun every minute spent at this place.
by kloeker November 22, 2011