sircumstances 

Refers to da unique/particular conditions at a given period in a dude's life.

I may not be so financially-successful or dashingly-handsome as some of the other guys in my area, but at least I have the basics like a home, vehicle, and food on the table, so I guess that's pretty good sircumstances "taken all around".

sircumstances by QuacksO October 5, 2019

The Circumstances

An unofficial name for the tumultuous events of 2020 and onward, coined by Conan O’Brian in a viral tweet responding to a restaurant’s sign stating that “There have been price increases to original menu due to the circumstances.”

“Grandad, what were you doing in your 20s?”
“Well Timmy, that was during The Circumstances, and I was broke as fuck…”

The Circumstances by ragonkmasterp1 July 10, 2022

shitcumstances 

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.

1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.

shitcumstances by Snowday February 4, 2009

Sircumstance 

1.When a British Karate teacher is teaching a ninja stance and cums in his pants because Karate makes him horny.

1.I cant leave my kids under this Sircumstance, they'll come home with jizz on them every day.

Sircumstance by "milk"man June 18, 2009

Bullshit Circumstances 

A 'Bullshit Circumstance' is where two or more people have a bet between friends, usually on sports and if the outcome if that you lose, you have a right to call 'bullshit Circumstance' where is something INCREDIBLY unlucky or 'bullshit' happens. It is decided between unbiased judges (3 to 5).

Having a bet between friends on a horse race,
'Yes! My horse is about to win the race! WHAT?! Who the fuck just shot my horse?! 'You lost give me the money' 'FUCK THAT! I call 'Bullshit Circumstances'

Bullshit Circumstances by Eddy The Snake March 5, 2013

sercumstance 

The way an idiot spells "circumstance".

Only an idiot would spell circumstance as "sercumstance".

sercumstance by Kaughtina Trapp May 15, 2011

exsextional circumstances

When two friends have sex, clearly acknowledging beforehand that they are transgressing friendship boundaries. This is a one-off affair, occuring under exceptional circustances. All in all, sketch.

Bernard to Andrea: "Right, I'll get a condom, but remember, this is under exsextional circumstances."

exsextional circumstances by NORAV March 1, 2009