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shitcumstances 

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.
1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.
shitcumstances by Snowday February 4, 2009
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Sircumstance 

1.When a British Karate teacher is teaching a ninja stance and cums in his pants because Karate makes him horny.
1.I cant leave my kids under this Sircumstance, they'll come home with jizz on them every day.
Sircumstance by "milk"man June 18, 2009

shitcumstance 

DEFINITIONS:

1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.

1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.

1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.

2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).

2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.

2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.

3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).

EXAMPLES:

1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.

1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.

1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.

2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances

2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.

3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.
shitcumstance by Computer Plumber February 7, 2009

sircumstance 

a sexual position used by a rich man when about to ejaculate.
it was know time for the senator to shift into his sirCUMstance.
sircumstance by sirvincy May 21, 2011

sircumstances 

Refers to da unique/particular conditions at a given period in a dude's life.
I may not be so financially-successful or dashingly-handsome as some of the other guys in my area, but at least I have the basics like a home, vehicle, and food on the table, so I guess that's pretty good sircumstances "taken all around".
sircumstances by QuacksO October 5, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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