Sircumstance

1.When a British Karate teacher is teaching a ninja stance and cums in his pants because Karate makes him horny.

1.I cant leave my kids under this Sircumstance, they'll come home with jizz on them every day.

by "milk"man June 18, 2009

Constipainted

1.Unable to paint.
2.Cant paint.
3.Unwillfully not painting.

1.Oh my Toby, i feel so Constipainted i dont think I'll ever win us the grand condom prize.
2.Often happens when you take too much nyquil, dayquil, or shoot your self up with tranquilizing darts mistaking it for heroine.

by "milk"man June 18, 2009

Queerdo

This is a rude way of saying a homosexual or gay dude is weird or awkward.

Hey John, queerdo's like you turn me on... no homo.

by "milk"man June 18, 2009