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Sircumstance 

1.When a British Karate teacher is teaching a ninja stance and cums in his pants because Karate makes him horny.
1.I cant leave my kids under this Sircumstance, they'll come home with jizz on them every day.
Sircumstance by "milk"man June 18, 2009

sitcumstances 

Following the by-now-known sitcumstances is as indispensable as soapies in the bathtub.

Sarcamstance

In the right sarcamstances there is always possibilty for sarcastic remarks
Sarcamstance by Xziadin May 12, 2009

sircumstance 

a sexual position used by a rich man when about to ejaculate.
it was know time for the senator to shift into his sirCUMstance.
sircumstance by sirvincy May 21, 2011

sircumstances 

Refers to da unique/particular conditions at a given period in a dude's life.
I may not be so financially-successful or dashingly-handsome as some of the other guys in my area, but at least I have the basics like a home, vehicle, and food on the table, so I guess that's pretty good sircumstances "taken all around".
sircumstances by QuacksO October 5, 2019

Sterkumstance 

What is going on around you, but through the lens of a Bible teacher.
The more you focus on your sterkumstances, the more joy you will experience.
My girlfriend just broke up with me, but I know that my sterkumstance isn't the worst.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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