sercumstance 

The way an idiot spells "circumstance".

Only an idiot would spell circumstance as "sercumstance".

sercumstance by Kaughtina Trapp May 15, 2011

Sircumstance 

1.When a British Karate teacher is teaching a ninja stance and cums in his pants because Karate makes him horny.

1.I cant leave my kids under this Sircumstance, they'll come home with jizz on them every day.

Sircumstance by "milk"man June 18, 2009

sitcumstances 

Sitcom circumstances

Following the by-now-known sitcumstances is as indispensable as soapies in the bathtub.

sitcumstances by Hercolena Oliver April 7, 2009

Sarcamstance

The potential for sarcasm.

In the right sarcamstances there is always possibilty for sarcastic remarks

Sarcamstance by Xziadin May 12, 2009

sircumstance 

a sexual position used by a rich man when about to ejaculate.

it was know time for the senator to shift into his sirCUMstance.

sircumstance by sirvincy May 21, 2011

sircumstances 

Refers to da unique/particular conditions at a given period in a dude's life.

I may not be so financially-successful or dashingly-handsome as some of the other guys in my area, but at least I have the basics like a home, vehicle, and food on the table, so I guess that's pretty good sircumstances "taken all around".

sircumstances by QuacksO October 5, 2019

Sterkumstance 

What is going on around you, but through the lens of a Bible teacher.

The more you focus on your sterkumstances, the more joy you will experience.
My girlfriend just broke up with me, but I know that my sterkumstance isn't the worst.

Sterkumstance by Mr Firm Handshake May 7, 2018