singula

When yo home boy got the vape n you want one hit

Aye, lemme hit a singula

by Yeyesingula May 10, 2019

Testicular Singularity

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.

Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020

Singlationship

a state of affairs existing between those having relations or dealings either in a romantic or passionate way but are both still considered single.

I love singlationships, we both single but you're still mine.

by Rencii August 2, 2021

singluarity

New spelling of singularity, thanks to our king Kim Taehyung.

“That song Singularity is a bop.”

“ Excuse me, its Singluarity

by Kiwa260 June 2, 2018

The Singslayer

1. A singer that transcended through the realms of Kings Landing and Florida
2. Creator of the song, "Bend the Knee"

Music junkie 1: Man, I just discovered this new artist. His name is The Singslayer.

Music junkie 2: Oh man, I just heard his debut single, "Bend the Knee." Is he signed yet?!

by GOODMusicHERE May 29, 2019

Singular Sclerosis

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.

Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!

by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020

singularity

A point in time at which, theoretically, technological progress accelerates exponentially, such that nothing taking place follwing said point can be predicted.

"WTF?"
"Yeah, the singularity took place this morning. You missed it, 'cause of your hangover. It'll take you centuries to catch up."

by Protag June 29, 2006