sindrow 

a noob.

fwyb: we need a hv, want me to invite sindrow

EVERYONE: helllll naw.

sindrow by fwyb December 2, 2013

"Ide gas" sindrom 

Prisutnost:
Javlja se obično kod novokomponovanih pubertetlija. Sve je prisutniji i kod mladje populacije Srbije, a posebno je sramotan kada svoju naklonost toj boleštini izraze i stariji ljudi.
Posećuje zamućene umove oba pola.
Zahvata samo mozak što kasnije kroz usta i gestikulaciju izlazi na videlo.

Izraz:
Jedni od simptoma su:
- gestikulacioni izraz savijanja ruke u laktu koja je nakon izvršenog postavljena direkto preko očiju ili čela (po želji korisnika) i upored s tim govornim izrazom ispoljenim kroz parolu "reši"
- bez ustručavanja su u bilo čemu osim u rečniku gde prazna mesta ustupaju raskošnim repertoarom žargonski oformljenih reči
- imaju retku sposobnost da mnogo govore, a malo kažu (poslednja stavka po uzoru na "Ozbiljne teme")
- persone ozbiljnije zahvaćene ovim sindromom učestalo idu nekog naučiti "pameti"

Način zaraze:
Putem nekvalitetne socijalizacije!

Lek:KNJIGA (samo da je dobra)

1.
Petar:"Kako ide?"
Živan:"Ma, nikako."
Petar:"Znači, ne ide?"
Živan:"Pa, ne ide život, ali ide gas!"

2.
Petar:"Kako se zoveš?"
Marica:"Marica."
Petar:"Hah, kada te izudaram po dupetu ima da ti se presijava iz crvene u plavu!"

Ovaj drugi primer ko razume...

"Ide gas" sindrom...

"Ide gas" sindrom by Epidemiolog September 25, 2020

Greek Statue Sindrome

When a man's ballsack hangs lower than his Johnny

Yeah he had some Greek Statue Sindrome right there

Greek Statue Sindrome by snorpa January 20, 2019

retarted type sindrome 

this is for ppeople whp cant type worth shit like me.
qhwn ytour on aim and cant read the others message they have this !

retarted type sindrome

lollz123: hety whdsgs up ?
rofll3w5: huh ?
lollz123: oty6u knwo whats up ?
rofll: bye
lollz123: whnASD ? whatras di id fgol ?

retarted type sindrome by woahlove123 April 15, 2009

sindrone 

the mental state in which you have been pushed away from believing in any type of religion or god, having something to do with how you were brought up or treated by society

I am suffering from sindrone.

sindrone by me December 31, 2003

Síndrome de Steve Smith

Condición - posiblemente paranormal -, especialmente en hombres, que consiste en una mala suerte del amor continuo. A parte de ser rechazados por los de su diferente sexo; también ocurre percances que evita que dicha persona tenga una relación amorosa con alguien que quiere tener una relación real con la persona afectada: accidentes, malentendidos, incluso la muerte de su pareja en cualquier percance son solo unos ejemplos.

Cuando el chico por fin conoció a la chica de sus sueños, ella fue atropellada por un camión. Eso es debido porque el chico tiene el síndrome de Steve Smith.

El síndrome de Steve Smith tiene relación con un personaje de American Dad, que da nombre a esta extraña enfermedad, todavía incurable.

Síndrome de Steve Smith by FranziskaJimenez July 23, 2014

Sindropede 

An alien asexually and sexually reproducing mammalian species created by discord user Noivern#0226. They have the appearance of a long bear-wolf with between 6 to 12 legs along its body. They have between 4-6 eyes, horns, and retractable toxic spines along their backs. To learn more, join the discord server.

Billy: What's that large long wolf thing over there in the field?
John: Why Billy, that's a sindropede! Stay away or it'll probably eat us up.

Sindropede by Noivern December 24, 2020