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Greek Statue Sindrome

When a man's ballsack hangs lower than his Johnny
Yeah he had some Greek Statue Sindrome right there
Greek Statue Sindrome by snorpa January 20, 2019

retarted type sindrome 

this is for ppeople whp cant type worth shit like me.
qhwn ytour on aim and cant read the others message they have this !
retarted type sindrome

lollz123: hety whdsgs up ?
rofll3w5: huh ?
lollz123: oty6u knwo whats up ?
rofll: bye
lollz123: whnASD ? whatras di id fgol ?

short cop syndrone 

A psychological disorder common in police officers 5'6" and under. Do to self-esteem issues stemming from their reduced stature, they compensate by exerting an amount of angst non-proportional to the violation incurred by the offender.
Guy: What's the problem officer?
Short cop: What's the problem!?! You were going 57 in a 55 zone!!! (gets all red in the face) And keep your hands on the wheel where i can see them!!!
Guy(thinking): God what a case of short cop syndrone

Spindrone 

If Equinox is short staffed—dire times require out-of-the-box measures.
“I actually prefer the spindrone,” Nur confessed to Azalea, wiping the sweat from their brow then sanitizing their glutes. “I have less to answer for when I can’t manage the tap back.”
“Right,” said Azalea, who wasn’t sure she agreed. “And the spindrone doesn’t mind if you switch off Find U Again for Bennie and the Jets?”

“Mr. Garcia,” pipes in the peon from the Club’s front desk. “There’s a new spindrone here to see you about the MWF noon slot. I offered it water but it said hydration would be unnecessary.
“Good!” chortles the club manager, unknotting the noose he had only just constructed for himself out of locker room towels, “Finally an instructor who’s not a drama queen.”
Spindrone by Hifalutin! February 6, 2022

Síndrome de Steve Smith

Condición - posiblemente paranormal -, especialmente en hombres, que consiste en una mala suerte del amor continuo. A parte de ser rechazados por los de su diferente sexo; también ocurre percances que evita que dicha persona tenga una relación amorosa con alguien que quiere tener una relación real con la persona afectada: accidentes, malentendidos, incluso la muerte de su pareja en cualquier percance son solo unos ejemplos.
Cuando el chico por fin conoció a la chica de sus sueños, ella fue atropellada por un camión. Eso es debido porque el chico tiene el síndrome de Steve Smith.

El síndrome de Steve Smith tiene relación con un personaje de American Dad, que da nombre a esta extraña enfermedad, todavía incurable.

Sandrone 

A Genshin character. The 7th if the 11 futui harbingers. She is the marionette, depicted with a huge ruin guard. Did I mention how UTTERLY SEXY the two are? Like they are drop dead gorgeous. Mmmm. They make me wanna go AH BARK BARK GRR BARK BARK RAR
I love sandrone
Sandrone by Flarezzzz June 27, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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