simpro 

simpro means a simp but a guy. You and your bros/homeboys might simp for each other. A lil bit of bromance

you are such a simpro!

simpro by palmer03 July 3, 2020

Simpson Negro

A highly educated black person that thinks OJ Simpson is innocent of double homicide. No amount of evidence will convince them that OJ Simpson killed his wife even if it was caught on surveillence video. To them, it will always be the racist LAPD that set him up by tainting the evidence. Even if OJ admitted he killed his wife and Ron Goldman, they would believe he was drugged and tricked into a confession by law enforcement.

Damn, these 'Simpson Negroes' will never believe OJ Simpson is guilty of murder no matter how educated they are.

Simpson Negro by Mikey Boyer July 17, 2011

Simpcore

A genre of music first created by JohnOfTheForest, When he created Poki Poki a stream schedule song for Pokimane

Dude did you hear that Simpcore song Poki Poki, It's Poggers

Simpcore by Mr_T3xaz June 18, 2020

Simpopotamus 

- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead ginger who repeatedly drops his rent money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the Beautiful Princess Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab

God_Emperor_Trump: Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing money at E-girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.

Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.

Simpopotamus by TheClownCornbread October 22, 2020

bradley simpson

An incredibly hot, sexy, adorable, cheeky boy who sings like an angel from Birmingham. He is the lead vocalist for The Vamps.

girl: omg do you see that guy over there
friend: no way! is it bradley simpson
girl: no, bradley is WAY hotter

bradley simpson by Aria Rose December 26, 2013

homer simpson 

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived.

"Woohoo!Four day weekend!"

homer simpson by Ashley L January 17, 2004

simpgrooming 

The act of grooming a guy into becoming a simp and approaching/making a fuss over every woman he sees. asking each if he can take them out on dates. Not specifically for the purpose of a potential relationship, but in order to benefit the woman. Usually performed online in forums or Youtube comments.

A simp groomer will use patronizing terms like

"looks don't matter"

"aww just keep trying, there's someone for everyone"
"you're not ugly"
"when are men going to man up and ask us out?"

Simpgrooming is actually a turnoff for men, and can be dangerous.

J: "I've asked 1000 girls this week if I can take them on an expensive date! None have said yes, but I have to keep trying, there's someone for everyone"
T: "dude, who's simpgrooming you"

simpgrooming by Based Fiend August 20, 2023