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simproving 

When your bro simps way too hard after a girl and starts getting worse and worse at their hobbies. #brosbeforehoes
“Man why does he keep losing at disc golf?” “Cuz he’s simproving”
simproving by HappenStance Clique February 10, 2023
Words you can keep

Simpsoning it

Still doing something you should have stopped doing a long, long time ago.
Is that Pablo Fransisco still doing movie trailer jokes? Man, he is totally Simpsoning it...
Simpsoning it by Mokoru March 5, 2011

homer simpsoning 

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20
Rod: Wait we cant leave till the pastor says
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning
homer simpsoning by Batman091190 October 1, 2020

simporing 

Something that is so simple and boring
Me - Alexa, set a 10 Minute timer
Alexa - 10 Minute Timer Starting Now
Me - So that is amazing (under breath - simporing)
simporing by Mandogy January 16, 2018

simprovised 

Simprovised (shortened "simp")
Is a person whose thoughts are so simple, that regular human is unable to understand them so he has to improvise in order to communicate with such a person.
A: U gt do it lika dat.
B: What?
A: Y r u not der...
B: Don´t talk like simprovised
simprovised by x1asf2354asd March 29, 2020

Simpsoning 

The art of hanging out and binge watching the Simpson's, best enjoyed with a fellow Simpson's enthusiast.
We were simpsoning all day today
Simpsoning by Bort thompson July 24, 2021

Simpsoning 

Doing something outrageous that you think is original but was already done by the Simpson family.
Friend: I can assure you, I;m going to block the sun's rays!
You: It's already been done. You're just Simpsoning.
Simpsoning by lowlord43 January 18, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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