there are 4 levels of simpatry:
4th degree simpatry: it is the lowest level of being a simp

3rd degree simpatry: when you caught lacking but dont deny it
2nd degree simpatry: when you get caught 4k full screen shot report

1st degree simpatry: down bad!! buying her nails, buying him J's giving the "relationship" treatment but the person on the otherside doesn't ever send you a 4 word text reply. invented by jt

he's being charged with 1st degree simpatry buying a girl he didnt know nails and the most shes ever said to him was 4 word on text message

simpatry by towerx August 12, 2022

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Simpathy

The feeling of pity rooted so deep within a guy he puts himself below females in the hopes of getting romantic/sexual relations in return

Simpathy/simpathyze/simpathetic:
After getting flowers everytime they met in person, to him giving her money on Venmo, made her realize the boys simpathetic nature

Simpathy by M*A February 24, 2020

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simpitry

the act of simping toward a female just to get some pussy

dakota: girl pretty
me: you are sentenced to death for committing simpitry

simpitry by destroyallsimps420 March 21, 2020

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Simpathy

Love and ebucks an e-thot gets from her simps.

Thanks for subscribing to my onlyfan. your simpathy means a lot.

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Simpathy

When a simp feels sorry for a woman he is showing her simpathy

Simps usually show a woman simpathy

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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