there are 4 levels of simpatry:
4th degree simpatry: it is the lowest level of being a simp

3rd degree simpatry: when you caught lacking but dont deny it
2nd degree simpatry: when you get caught 4k full screen shot report

1st degree simpatry: down bad!! buying her nails, buying him J's giving the "relationship" treatment but the person on the otherside doesn't ever send you a 4 word text reply. invented by jt

he's being charged with 1st degree simpatry buying a girl he didnt know nails and the most shes ever said to him was 4 word on text message

simpatry by towerx August 12, 2022

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Simpitry

Someone in the act of being a simp

Friend 1: what ever happened to Ryan?
Friend 2: I stopped talking to em cause I caught him in the middle of some simpitry

Simpitry by Dat_b0i March 8, 2020

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The Axis Of Simpitry

The fine line when one of your peers is on the verge of becoming a simp or is being one.

Whoa man! You need to calm down your on the fine line of the axis of simpitry!

god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry

The Axis Of Simpitry by gully64 March 10, 2020

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