Simpotry

Verb; The act of commiting simple behaviour.

"Bryan bought that girl a car and he hasn't even been in that yet."
"What is this simpotry?"

by Suprise_cuckfags August 21, 2021

simpitry

the act of simping toward a female just to get some pussy

dakota: girl pretty
me: you are sentenced to death for committing simpitry

by destroyallsimps420 March 21, 2020

Simpatry

chasing a person being a male or female in the pursuit of coochie or dick

lil frie committing simpatry chasin a e-girl

by poopybutt965 February 10, 2020

Simpatry

chasing a person being male or female in the pursuit of dick or coochie

lil frie committing simpatry chasin an e-girl

by poopybutt965 February 10, 2020

simpatry

there are 4 levels of simpatry:
4th degree simpatry: it is the lowest level of being a simp

3rd degree simpatry: when you caught lacking but dont deny it
2nd degree simpatry: when you get caught 4k full screen shot report

1st degree simpatry: down bad!! buying her nails, buying him J's giving the "relationship" treatment but the person on the otherside doesn't ever send you a 4 word text reply. invented by jt

he's being charged with 1st degree simpatry buying a girl he didnt know nails and the most shes ever said to him was 4 word on text message

by towerx August 12, 2022

Simpitry

Someone in the act of being a simp

Friend 1: what ever happened to Ryan?
Friend 2: I stopped talking to em cause I caught him in the middle of some simpitry

by Dat_b0i March 8, 2020

The Axis Of Simpitry

The fine line when one of your peers is on the verge of becoming a simp or is being one.

Whoa man! You need to calm down your on the fine line of the axis of simpitry!

god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry

by gully64 March 10, 2020