simage 

An unknown type of leakage or oozing, emitted from the human body coming unannounced, from any orifice.

“Hey guy's, I gotta skedaddle, my simage is really acting up today, we’ll play pickleball next weekend!”

“Hey honey can you grab more wet wipes, my simage won’t stop…”

simage by Dr. Simage May 6, 2024

Simge 

Someone who is very sweet and always there for the people she loves. Someone who is smart, loyal, and loving. She isn't a fighter, but can be if needed. She will always love a special person in her life. If you have a Simge, treat her right. She deserves to be treated with love and respect. You shouldn't lie, or play with Lina's emotions. Most of all, loyalty and respect is important to her as well! Don't lose her!
Simge loves life and her family.

Person 1 : Do you know Simge?
Person 2 : OMG YES SHE'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

Simge by Littlenicknack January 4, 2017

Simge 

Hottest bitch you will ever meet. You're not attracted at the start but then you feel these amazing feelings towards her. She is just gorgeous and such a good fucking friend. You want to fuck the shit out of her but you also want to have a deep convo with her. FUCK SHE IS AMAZING!

She is such a Simge

Simge by Galiba March 30, 2019

Smage 

A title given to one who has achieved the highest levels of prestige in the quest for knowledge of the absurd.

“Smage Kai just freaked out the entire staff at the Natural History Museum. Good show, Smage.”

Smage by Smage Kai September 7, 2019

shmagedingaled 

Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.

There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.

-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“

“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“

shmagedingaled by Xrimbi January 22, 2014

simangele 

A lovely beautiful person with lots of money and a greatful spirit she is usually fun and loves people she is mostly a girl but can also be a boy you might think you know her by seeing her once but when you get to meet her/him she is a whole beautiful person

She is the one and only don’t let her go

Hey I’m looking for Simangele

Person: oh she is right there with a good heart

simangele by 🥂 love October 21, 2019

shmageg 

insult that can fit in any situation. call a lazy, stupid, or incompetent person

Get off my mom you shmageg.

shmageg by The Dirty Hebrew July 5, 2003