An unknown type of leakage or oozing, emitted from the human body coming unannounced, from any orifice.
“Hey guy's, I gotta skedaddle, my simage is really acting up today, we’ll play pickleball next weekend!”
“Hey honey can you grab more wet wipes, my simage won’t stop…”
“Hey honey can you grab more wet wipes, my simage won’t stop…”
by Dr. Simage May 6, 2024
Get the simage mug.Someone who is very sweet and always there for the people she loves. Someone who is smart, loyal, and loving. She isn't a fighter, but can be if needed. She will always love a special person in her life. If you have a Simge, treat her right. She deserves to be treated with love and respect. You shouldn't lie, or play with Lina's emotions. Most of all, loyalty and respect is important to her as well! Don't lose her!
Simge loves life and her family.
Simge loves life and her family.
by Littlenicknack January 4, 2017
Get the Simge mug.Hottest bitch you will ever meet. You're not attracted at the start but then you feel these amazing feelings towards her. She is just gorgeous and such a good fucking friend. You want to fuck the shit out of her but you also want to have a deep convo with her. FUCK SHE IS AMAZING!
She is such a Simge
by Galiba March 30, 2019
Get the Simge mug.A title given to one who has achieved the highest levels of prestige in the quest for knowledge of the absurd.
by Smage Kai September 7, 2019
Get the Smage mug.Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.
There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.
There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.
-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“
“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“
“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“
by Xrimbi January 22, 2014
Get the shmagedingaled mug.A lovely beautiful person with lots of money and a greatful spirit she is usually fun and loves people she is mostly a girl but can also be a boy you might think you know her by seeing her once but when you get to meet her/him she is a whole beautiful person
She is the one and only don’t let her go
She is the one and only don’t let her go
by 🥂 love October 21, 2019
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