a plan that has the conviction of forethought, but which is so disasterous it begs for hindsight before it is even implemented. A stragedy is often promoted as a strategy to hide the fact that it was conceived from rash and not rational action.
A small highly energetic man, with the ability to imitate cricket noises. He is of Serbian or Amazonian descent and can do the worm roll non-stop for 7 miles approximately.