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Smage

A title given to one who has achieved the highest levels of prestige in the quest for knowledge of the absurd.
“Smage Kai just freaked out the entire staff at the Natural History Museum. Good show, Smage.”
by Smage Kai September 7, 2019
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tapping the sewage line

to place ones penis in he anal cavity of another
after there one year anniversary, sam is tapping the sewage line.
by stylies September 15, 2010
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shmagedingaled

Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.

There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.
-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“

“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“
by Xrimbi January 22, 2014
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Semavercore

It is like cottagecore but for people who bring semaver (a tool to make tea) to their picnic.
She wants to run to the woods and live in a cottage with her semaver. She is such a semavercore girl.
by adadate76 June 29, 2021
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Corey Seager

A super hot baseball player for the dodgers. He has super nice hair and a really cute smile. And don't get me started on his bod!!! Let me just say Amen!!!
I need me a Corey Seager!! Such a Hottie!!!
by Animal... July 30, 2017
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mississippi sewage plant

When a female is receiving oral sex, rumbles forth with an almighty example of flatulence, and holds the rug muncher's head in place to bask in it's full flavoured glory.
Man 1: I went down on a girl for the I think 3rd or so time.. she purposely farted and held my face there.

Man 2: Ah yes. The ol' Mississippi Sewage Plant.
by NoIThinkNot November 3, 2013
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