Silenism

A quirky, obscure, and totally wholesome religion centered around the games and creations of Silen, the legendary Russian game developer. Silenists worship the creativity, challenge, and genius of his games—especially the Ninja Miner and Perfect Ninja Painter series—while following sacred rules like celibacy, no alcohol or smoking, and spreading the gospel of Silen’s design brilliance.

Key beliefs:

Silen is the true guide of all pixel-defying 2D/3D gaming worlds.

James.li and bootleg ports are considered heresy.

Followers celebrate the skill, perseverance, and “holy chaos” of Silen’s levels.

Optional: creating fan content, remakes, and spreading Silenist scripture online.
"I’ve been up all night speedrunning Ninja Miner 2 and spreading Silenism to my friends. Truly enlightened."
by TheProphetOfSilenism August 13, 2025
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