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Hedonistic

Pleasure seeking. Living for pleasurable sensations.

Devoting one's life is to pleasure seeking.

Devoted to the pursuit of physical sensations, which are pleasurable, often sexual.
My hedonistic tendencies surface when I'm with you in bed. Do it to me baby. Oh, oh, oh make me feel good. Pleasure me please please please, please me. Don't stop now. Give it to me. Fulfill all my sexual desires. Fuck me.
Hedonistic by zazz June 28, 2012
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Hedonistic Slut Pringle

a human being who's sole purpose is to get laid and is a maniac who can't get enough, always has to one up everyone around them and sex is the only thing their feeble brain can utter out with words. always has to have just one more conquest.
look at that jive chump, acting like some wannabe casanova, whatever tho that hedonistic slut pringle will find out the hard way with worshipping that much evil.

Technocratically Hedonistic Futurist 

a literal metal & neon wearing maggot that should be despised by all walks of life

don't let the futuristic fascists, or the hedonistic libertarians corrupt society with their highly advanced cities made for the unknowing soon-to-be hedonist progressive.
Thomas M. : goddamn, that technocratically hedonistic futurist next door irks the shit out of me, what a little bitch.
Micah X. : you got that right.
From Commieville, to Conservatopia,, to hell with futurists.

Short-term hedonistic gratification

"Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"
Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"

Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."

JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"

Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"

JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"

Short term hedonistic 

If I have to live for my kids then EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE FOR MY KIDS!
Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"

Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
Short term hedonistic by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

Cunnilingus Hedonist 

A person who is an oral slut and has no problem or shame using someone to fill his or her hedonistic desire tank full to the top, with great oral sex. They will use and abuse, whoever they need to achieve their oral pleasure.
1. I licked that pussy so good that when I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick she went Cunnilingus Hedonist on me the rest of the relationship!

2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.
Cunnilingus Hedonist by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019

hedonist 

Someone whose main goal in life is pleasure.
hedonist by JS March 14, 2004
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