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CRM software usually coded specifically for your company by a whiny little bitch of a programmer. It constantly crashes and slows down under pressure of more than 2 people modifying data.
OMG THIS FUCKING SIEBEL, IT CRASHED AGAIN... OHH here it comes... yup... "false"
Siebel by WickedDrag0oN January 22, 2007
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siesta sietse Siebren snebs sibster siebe Siebert Sieb sieber Siebrand
Sieb is the funniest guy you will ever meet. He is kind and caring. Sieb is the lord of friends. If you aren't friends with Sieb, you have no friends. Hail Sieb, the lord of friends!
Omg, I wish my friend could be a Sieb.
Sieb by shadowsparks May 15, 2014
compulsory time for sleeping between 15:00-17:30 (after lunch)on a couch not in the bed. In Spain, and especially Southern Spain, siestas can be endeless sometimes.
Shops close and the world stops during these hours, everyone is having la siesta.

In the Roman Empire, people also had siesta, slept for a couple of hours to go on idling more energically the rest of the day. The word siesta comes from the Latin word sexta (Spanish sexta) which means "the sixth hour" (Roman Time).

The habit of having siesta is due to the abundant quantity of food ingested at Spanish meals together with the hot weather. It is attested that biologically, because of the great amount of food eaten, the blood pressure decreases giving sleepiness as a result. Besides, the Tropics between these hours is when the sun heats most and even animals go back home seeking for a place to rest.
1. dude, Spain's empty! where's the people?
2. hey it's 16h, people are sleeping...siesta
siesta by Frankie Gensfera January 27, 2009

Sibsprings 

Collective, gender neutral term for nephews and nieces. Portmanteau of 'siblings offspring'.
I have nine beautiful sibsprings, five nephews and four nieces. So much better when you can hand them back to their parents

Siebeled 

To have lots of your time wasted by Siebel, usually as a result of Siebel not working as specified, or having undocumented and unexpected features.
Developer 1: I just spent the last 6 hours trying to get this small Siebel (workflow, script, config) working, and it's still screwed. I think it hates me.
Developer 2: Mate, you just got Siebeled. You can be working till midnight each night for the rest of the week, and you'll still feel like you've gone nowhere.
Developer 1: Damn Siebel!
Siebeled by mostlegendary January 20, 2007
very caring funny smart and a good last name for anybody. Siebers is a name that famous people have. and they love ice cream and softball and crowder thats also a famous name.
i love them siebers and crowders!!!!!!
siebers by mosiebs July 24, 2011