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sipwicket 

A computer illiterate person who think they know things about computers.

A sipwicket is often seen arguing about computers in online forums, using arguments based on assumptions about computers or even lies.
Brad just told me about his supposedly superior custom made GPU, he's such a sipwicket.
sipwicket by PaulTheSimon November 30, 2015
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Sidgwick 

A sidgwick is a male who is usually of a mature age (25+) who has no grasp on reality what so ever.
A sidgwick will commonly lie, steal and annoy other individuals who are in the nearby vicinity.
A sidgwick is also know for their love for the sunbeds and will aften spend hours on Facebook adding random girls (who he dosent know) in a pathetic attempt to find a mate.
A sidgwick can also be used to describe when an individual thinks he is a bird named "geordie" and will spend hours cawwing and having very annoying conversations with himself.
Fucking hell, That sidgwick is doing my head in!

Chris is sidgwicking again and im going to fucking kill him and that fucking geordie!

If that sidgwick cawws one more time i swear ill fucking kill him!

That sidgwick stole my PS3, money, ipod and food!
Sidgwick by Geordie99 July 29, 2009
Not used in everyday language, but means to shove something up someone's ass.
Person 1: Ha I just Siwickied you with these chopsticks

Person 2: OOOOOOOWW
siwicki by Ding DIng Jong November 19, 2016
a place that everyone knows, and think they know where it is near even tho everyone as different ideas, but nobody actually knows where it is or has been there. theres signposts for it all over the gaff but you can never actually ever be there.
you'll follow signposts to siddick pointin one way for ages, then all of a sudden the signposts will point in the way youv just come from
siddick by Yonex August 4, 2007
Calm to hang around also a ladies man good with money and a successful man
Sidick is smart with his money
sidick by —Money-man November 22, 2023

Ryan Siwicki 

This man is a typical siege player. Has over 300 hours in siege in 3 months. (Born in august but has huge bazonker thighs) He has 2 siblings and a family but that doesnt matter because Ryan hasnt seen his family in year. All those hours on seige left his family to disown him. Ryan hasnt showered in years despite being told to shower every night. Ryan loves balls. He loves balls so much he sucks on every ball he sees. When u see ryan in public prepared to get sucked on
Ryan Siwicki plays so much Rainbow Six Siege he is the rainbow.
Ryan Siwicki by druwu March 18, 2022
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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