sipwicket

A computer illiterate person who think they know things about computers.

A sipwicket is often seen arguing about computers in online forums, using arguments based on assumptions about computers or even lies.

Brad just told me about his supposedly superior custom made GPU, he's such a sipwicket.

by PaulTheSimon November 30, 2015

put her on a spicket

The sexual act where a man is standing up and a woman is bending over blowing him while getting fucked from behind by another man so she has so it looks like she is on a Rotisserie spicket.

“ Me and Steve put her on a spicket last night.

by Bridgeportarico October 16, 2017

splickety splat

Adverb: quickly, to perform with great haste. A term used by suburban white stoners to describe the time frame in which the next round of "bakeage" should commence.

trevor: we should roll another one of those "splickety splat".
nick: okay........................bro...

Cal: dude, man....when we packin this bowl.
nick: dude, chillax im packin this shit "splickety splat".

by Callaro April 7, 2007

Spicket Fence

100 mexicans in line waiting for their pay.

I was outside the home depot when I saw that damn brown spicket fence lined up out the door. I was tempted to keep driving through it, but I hit my brakes.

by Gwayne March 15, 2008

Spricket

(N.) Otherwie known as the: "camel cricket" because of their slightly humpbacked appearance. Their long legs give them a spider-like appearance and allow them to jump quite far. Unlike most cricket species, camel crickets do not "chirp".

Dad, kill those damn sprickets with a shoe.

by JAM October 30, 2003

spicket

Used in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania to refer to a faucet. In some regions of Pittsburgh, a spicket is strictly on the outside of a house; in others, it can refer to any faucet, including the one at the kitchen sink.

This spicket don't work no more, because the pipes froze n'at.

by anonymouspittsburgher January 22, 2010

swicket

Combonation of Sweet and Wicked

Dude, that was a flippin swicket landing to that Nolie Tre

by §plean_eater May 13, 2007