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sipwicket 

A computer illiterate person who think they know things about computers.

A sipwicket is often seen arguing about computers in online forums, using arguments based on assumptions about computers or even lies.
Brad just told me about his supposedly superior custom made GPU, he's such a sipwicket.
sipwicket by PaulTheSimon November 30, 2015
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put her on a spicket 

The sexual act where a man is standing up and a woman is bending over blowing him while getting fucked from behind by another man so she has so it looks like she is on a Rotisserie spicket.
Me and Steve put her on a spicket last night.

splickety splat 

Adverb: quickly, to perform with great haste. A term used by suburban white stoners to describe the time frame in which the next round of "bakeage" should commence.

trevor: we should roll another one of those "splickety splat".
nick: okay........................bro...

Cal: dude, man....when we packin this bowl.
nick: dude, chillax im packin this shit "splickety splat".
splickety splat by Callaro April 7, 2007

Spicket Fence

100 mexicans in line waiting for their pay.
I was outside the home depot when I saw that damn brown spicket fence lined up out the door. I was tempted to keep driving through it, but I hit my brakes.
Spicket Fence by Gwayne March 15, 2008
(N.) Otherwie known as the: "camel cricket" because of their slightly humpbacked appearance. Their long legs give them a spider-like appearance and allow them to jump quite far. Unlike most cricket species, camel crickets do not "chirp".
Dad, kill those damn sprickets with a shoe.
Spricket by JAM October 30, 2003
Used in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania to refer to a faucet. In some regions of Pittsburgh, a spicket is strictly on the outside of a house; in others, it can refer to any faucet, including the one at the kitchen sink.
This spicket don't work no more, because the pipes froze n'at.
spicket by anonymouspittsburgher January 22, 2010
Dude, that was a flippin swicket landing to that Nolie Tre
swicket by §plean_eater May 13, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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