Sideways

The act of coming at somebody the wrong way or being mean to them

Why you being sideways w me today?

by Sideways bitty November 13, 2017

sideways

Off-target, wrong, or undesirable effect.

We were going to have a great night. We had three kegs of beer, enough guns and ammo to occupy a small country, and a little thermite (just for fun). That's when everything went sideways.

by Carlton Lassiter July 28, 2012

sideways

adj. The orientation of an asian woman's vagina.

Kim shaved two dots into her bush and made a smiley face with her sideways vagina.

by Webster June 25, 2004

sideways

to become extremely and uncontrollably drunk, high or just plain messed up

Dude, i was so sideways this weekend.

by clayton hammock December 31, 2007

sideways

Disrespectful; without merit

You comin out your face mad sideways

by NO ID September 26, 2007

Sideways

1. side·ways /ˈsīdˌwāz/ Noun. The latest pseudonym coined by Meth addicts to discreetly describe methamphetamine in its crystal state. Most commonly used during the acquisition of the drug in order to confuse any members of law enforcement who may be eavesdropping on a conversation between people dealing with the substance.

"Hey buddy, can I get 40 of sideways."

by SWETM222 December 1, 2011

Sideways

The act, or art of getting sideways, also commonly reffered to as "getting beyond horizontal", is an extreme case of intoxication where one is incapable of standing upright in a vertical manner, thus the only other option being "horizontal" or "sideways". The level of sidewayness achieved by an idivudual is measured in degrees, 210 degrees being very sideways. In this state one is subject to numerous physical mishaps but also reaches and experiences the metal state of Euphoria.

Aw man I got so sideways last night, I took a shit in my bathtub.

by jdillybang June 18, 2011