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sidetrackation 

when your in the process of NOT being commited to an ongoing/prior engadgement.
BOSS: "Why in the fuck isnt this done, Charlie."

CHARLIE: "Sidetrackation is a bitch."
sidetrackation by Charles Oen December 9, 2008

Sidetracking 

When a joint burns unevenly. Canoeing
Oh man watch out that j is sidetracking.
Sidetracking by Snoopyluvver April 23, 2018

Sidetrackation 

When one is trying to do something but they become preoccupied by something else
When Eliza trys to leave, she becomes annoying preoccupied by Bob, therefore under going sidetrackation.
Sidetrackation by Bob Gavin September 10, 2005

sidetraction

The noun form for something that side-tracks you. Similar to a distraction, it's often produced by Wikipedia, Facebook, or YouTube.
Well, I was typing my essay, when I decided to check my e-mail, and then there was a link to this funny video on YouTube... It was just a little sidetraction, that's all.
sidetraction by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008

Sidetracking 

1. (Verb) the act by where one lies naked, on either side, and uses a portion of a train set to fondle themselves. If using a a train, the person may wear a conductor's hat and say All Aboard, Choo-Choo at the moment of climax.

2. (Verb) a sexual act by where two individuals begin to partake in coitus which is then interrupted by one suddenly remembering the newest episode of Scandal is on and the DVR isn't set. The remaining individual cries, watches midget porn and looks for exes on Tinder.
Damn, Renae. You need to get over here to Hollywood's house and start sidetracking yourself.
Sidetracking by Pshur December 1, 2016