Sidetracking
Sidetracking by Snoopyluvver April 23, 2018
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Sidetracking
1. (Verb) the act by where one lies naked, on either side, and uses a portion of a train set to fondle themselves. If using a a train, the person may wear a conductor's hat and say All Aboard, Choo-Choo at the moment of climax.
2. (Verb) a sexual act by where two individuals begin to partake in coitus which is then interrupted by one suddenly remembering the newest episode of Scandal is on and the DVR isn't set. The remaining individual cries, watches midget porn and looks for exes on Tinder.
2. (Verb) a sexual act by where two individuals begin to partake in coitus which is then interrupted by one suddenly remembering the newest episode of Scandal is on and the DVR isn't set. The remaining individual cries, watches midget porn and looks for exes on Tinder.
Sidetracking by Pshur December 1, 2016
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sidetalking
1. Using a Nokia N-Gage as a cell phone, thus appearing to hold a sideways taco to one's face.
2. Mimicing the use of a Nokia N-Gage as a cell phone.
3. Holding anything up to your face sideways and talking into it.
2. Mimicing the use of a Nokia N-Gage as a cell phone.
3. Holding anything up to your face sideways and talking into it.
I was sidetalking when I held that Super NES up to my face sideways and took a picture of myself talking into it.
sidetalking by The Sound Guy November 3, 2003
sidehacking
A stealth form of male masturbation performed while wearing pants, typically in a semi-public setting such as a movie theater or while driving. In order to sidehack a man must first position his penis along his inner thigh. He will them stimulate the penis by rubbing or stroking his inside thigh through his pants.
sidehacking by sidehacker October 2, 2006
Sidetrackage
"Sidetrackage" happens when you watch too many youtube videos and you lose track of what you were supposed to be doing.
Sidetrackage by Pork Edwards September 8, 2009
sidetalking
thank god i got the sidetalking feature on my n-gage. otherwise the screen would keep getting nasty from my face grease.
sidetalking by bessie31 May 16, 2011
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