sidepecker 

view of the male penis seen from a side; generally under loosely-fitting boxers. Very titillating without showing overt nudity.

"She wasn't putting out, so I gave her some sidepecker."

sidepecker by Stanley E. March 11, 2010

sidepocket

A prostitute with a colostomy bag he can remove to give male customers some sidepocket.

That bum over there just got a colostomy bag and is trying to sell his sidepocket for crack!
(as evidenced outside Parkland Hospital in Dallas, TX)

sidepocket by waco_huber December 14, 2010

sidepocket

A gay man who likes to BOTH fuck and to get fucked; one who is not exclusively a TOP or a BOTTOM but is a SIDEPOCKET. More chill than versatile.

NSA 25 yr. old sidepocket here looking for top or bottom NOW. Can give or get as long as someone get fucked and we both get off.

sidepocket by JimTimH. December 11, 2010

spadepecker 

spadeshaped penis that smells like sweaty balls and feet.

nathan and kevin are spadepeckers

spadepecker by whorethejailhousename July 4, 2008