sidepocket

A prostitute with a colostomy bag he can remove to give male customers some sidepocket.

That bum over there just got a colostomy bag and is trying to sell his sidepocket for crack!
(as evidenced outside Parkland Hospital in Dallas, TX)

by waco_huber December 14, 2010

sidepocket

A gay man who likes to BOTH fuck and to get fucked; one who is not exclusively a TOP or a BOTTOM but is a SIDEPOCKET. More chill than versatile.

NSA 25 yr. old sidepocket here looking for top or bottom NOW. Can give or get as long as someone get fucked and we both get off.

by JimTimH. December 11, 2010

Side Pocket Ale

1. Bargain booze that get's you really drunk, but requires a very high disregard for one's taste buds.

2. Breakfast of Champions

3. Battery Acid

"Chad only had 3 Side Pocket Ales and he is already shirtless and trying to milk a mailbox."

by Chief Ben May 2, 2010

Shreveport Side Pocket

A sex act involving the hole in the abdomen, or 'stoma', where a colostomy bag is normally attached.

Person A: Dude, WTF are you doing talking to that nasty old crack ho?

Person B: She's gonna let me get that Shreveport Side Pocket.

Person A: I got next!

by Disco Missile December 6, 2010

side-pocket

The filthiest of prostitutes. A prostitute that sells access to their colostomy hole. This is also a prostitute of the drug addicted and homeless variety. Can also be another name for a colostomy hole. The term comes from a prostitute from Dallas who has become a local celebrity because of his trips to the emergency rooms of Dallas hospitals; and the fact that he literally has EVERY STD and form of hepatitis.

You are such a side-pocket!

by Los026 December 11, 2010

Cincinnati side-pocket

When a person inserts their penis into the colostomy hole of a person with a colostomy bag, while simultaneously drinking the contents of the bag.

Henry always had a penchant for the old Cincinnati side-pocket, but lately it was getting harder and harder to find willing partners, ever since the old folk's home burned down.

by rectacular April 3, 2008

Side Pocket Shit Stick

While shooting a game of pool, a person will drop their trousers, "prairie dog" a turd out of their anus, chalk said turd, make a shot in any hole on the table, then slowly suck the turd back into their sphincter, while never letting the excrement touch the pool table.

He totally used the Side Pocket Shit Stick to win that game!

by H3ddeeecaca February 11, 2023