JimTimH.'s definitions

Heteronextual

A person who identifies themselves as "straight" (not bicurious or bisexual) who, when horney enough, will have sex with the NEXT willing person, male or female. "Heteronextuality" is a condition, usually temporary, when a "straight" or "hetero" person is driven to have sex with a person of the same sex due to a bout of extreme horniness and the willing nature of the person NEXT to them.

So what if I did suck his cock? That doesn't make make me any les straight than you. A heteronextual maybe but never bisexual!

by JimTimH. December 10, 2010

Toss the Pink Salad

To eat pussy; as in "Toss the Pink Salad." Similar to "Toss the Salad," which means to eat ass, anus, etc.

"Yea, she really loves it when I go down on her and TOSS THE PINK SALAD." It drives her crazy!"

by JimTimH. May 22, 2006

wosslq

"Women of the same sex sharing living quarters." Opposite of "possql." Pronounced "woss-i-cule."

"Ann Marie, my dear wosslq, couldn't be here with me tonight to accept this award because she has a sprained tounge."

by JimTimH. October 9, 2006

scabatizer

The hard nugget-like food delicacy formed at the very tip of its bottle, can or container usually after its first use and then after each use until such product is consumed. Prized for it's rarity and hardness. Scabatizers are reported to be culinary favorites of Howard Stern, Dimple Dang, Patricia Hearst, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Christiana Amanpour, Kim Jong-il and Bree Walker.

A "scabatizer" from a mustard or ketchup bottle is the best. If they're perfectly ripened, you get a bonus with the hard little nugget - you get this fabulous pool of oil bathing your treat in the essence of whatever you are savoring. Yuuuum. You can suck on a scabatizer for a good hour.

by JimTimH. August 28, 2010

mosslq

"Men of the same sex sharing living quarters." Opp. of possqle. "Moss-I-Cule."

"Mark introduced Miles as his mosslq to the Senate Majority Leader."

by JimTimH. October 9, 2006

sidepocket

A gay man who likes to BOTH fuck and to get fucked; one who is not exclusively a TOP or a BOTTOM but is a SIDEPOCKET. More chill than versatile.

NSA 25 yr. old sidepocket here looking for top or bottom NOW. Can give or get as long as someone get fucked and we both get off.

by JimTimH. December 11, 2010

Hershey Schmear

A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a piece of shit still dangling from your asshole all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.

I would have been out of the bathroomsooner but I had a "Hershey Schmear" and ran out of toilet paper.

I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back

Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.

by JimTimH. August 13, 2012