JimTimH.'s definitions

Heteronextual

A person who identifies themselves as "straight" (not bicurious or bisexual) who, when horney enough, will have sex with the NEXT willing person, male or female. "Heteronextuality" is a condition, usually temporary, when a "straight" or "hetero" person is driven to have sex with a person of the same sex due to a bout of extreme horniness and the willing nature of the person NEXT to them.

So what if I did suck his cock? That doesn't make make me any les straight than you. A heteronextual maybe but never bisexual!

by JimTimH. December 10, 2010

wosslq

"Women of the same sex sharing living quarters." Opposite of "possql." Pronounced "woss-i-cule."

"Ann Marie, my dear wosslq, couldn't be here with me tonight to accept this award because she has a sprained tounge."

by JimTimH. October 9, 2006

Toss the Pink Salad

To eat pussy; as in "Toss the Pink Salad." Similar to "Toss the Salad," which means to eat ass, anus, etc.

"Yea, she really loves it when I go down on her and TOSS THE PINK SALAD." It drives her crazy!"

by JimTimH. May 22, 2006

Websturd

A Websturd is a person who knowingly publishes false, incorrect or otherwise untrue information on the Internet just to fuck with people or to be either funny or to self-aggrandize oneself for any purpose.

"You can't believe anything you read or see from him published on the Internet. He's a "Websturd." He"ll say or do anything to fuck you up. His motto is why let the truth get in the way of a good laugh.

by JimTimH. June 29, 2016

sidepocket

A gay man who likes to BOTH fuck and to get fucked; one who is not exclusively a TOP or a BOTTOM but is a SIDEPOCKET. More chill than versatile.

NSA 25 yr. old sidepocket here looking for top or bottom NOW. Can give or get as long as someone get fucked and we both get off.

by JimTimH. December 11, 2010

mosslq

"Men of the same sex sharing living quarters." Opp. of possqle. "Moss-I-Cule."

"Mark introduced Miles as his mosslq to the Senate Majority Leader."

by JimTimH. October 9, 2006

Heterocontextual

A person, ususally a guy, who identifies himself as "straight," who, IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT (usually quick & easy access to a willing partner), will eagerly engage in sexual activity with a person of the same sex.

For a guy who calls himself "straight,"Victor gives damn good head. He's a hetero all right; a horney heterocontextual; he'll do whomever's there in order to get his nutt.

by JimTimH. December 10, 2010