sideburned 

To be placed in a difficult situation as a result of your own foolish actions

NOW YOU'RE SIDEBURNED

sideburned by SumRandomName March 22, 2025

asimov's sideburns 

1) n. To be used in similes to show something is epic.
2) v. To be used to show you are doing something epic.
3) a. To be used to show how awesome what you are looking at is epic.
4) av. To be used to show how epic what you are/were doing is/was.

The phrase 'asimov's sideburns' refers to the science fiction writer Isaac Asimov, known mainly for his writing and good intellect, but the hidden gem of his character were his heavily-cultivated sideburns. Asimov fans around the world recognise Asimov's sideburns as some of the most persona-defining, ingenious, and gravity-defying hair since Friderich Nietzche's moustache.

1) She was as awesome as asimov's sideburns.

The Grand Canyon's pure sight was breathtaking, like asimov's sideburns.
2) I totally asimov's sideburned down that road.
3) Wow, did you see that asimov's sideburns car?
4) The car was asimov's sideburning asimov's sideburnly.

asimov's sideburns by I Define The Internet May 9, 2010

Wing Sideburn

A condition held by overly long sideburns as they grow into long, curly strands that often resemble wings.

The man, with his shaggy, rebellious hair walked defiantly as his wing sideburn flowed gracefully in the wind like an eagle soaring ever so high.

Wing Sideburn by Derek May 28, 2007

anal sideburns 

Thick patches of hair on either side of the cornhole.

I didn't take offense to her anal sideburns. Even though her ass looked like Elvis, I was more concerned with her reaction to my sac mullet, which resembles Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden.

anal sideburns by french fries and gravy July 31, 2006

negative sideburns 

disturbing and uncompromising lack of sideburns. Usually seen alongside a fresh and vibrant buzz cut.

"Yo dude, did you see Vencile's new buzz cut and negative sideburns? Those things or lack there of will make a grown man cry"

"Yeah, and paired with that extraordinarily tight t-shirt, he's dressed for success"

negative sideburns by Tom Gray May 12, 2008

pussy sideburns 

Femail pubic hair which extends beyond the pantyline and onto the inner thighs.

Man, that fat bitch from Russia had some wicked old pussy sideburns.

pussy sideburns by sirvancealott October 15, 2005

sideburn creep 

The imperceptably slow advancement of sideburns.

Somehow Billy's sideburns just kept getting longer, even though he always shaved right up to them. It wasn't intentional, but before he knew it he looked like a 1971 Cincinnati bartender. Sideburn creep had claimed another victim.

sideburn creep by Tyrannorabbit May 30, 2009