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The 1970's pornos had sideburns on their cocks cos it was so old and pathetic.

Or a common insult.
Holy shit craig, that porno is so old the dude has a sideburn cock

dan: dude, shawn can be such a sideburn cock
craig: yeah i agree lawl!
by DDPRO March 18, 2006
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