Side swipe

When you are pregnant and cant reach your vagina from the front.

"I tried masturbating last night but I had to Side swipe it"

by Stayawayfromme August 21, 2018

side swipe

when you're sleeping naked next to the married woman you just had drunken sex with the night before or a few hours prior and decide when you wake up to lift her leg up while shes on her side to begin round 2.

Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!

side swipe, scissor sex, sex positions

by Logics ally January 12, 2011

side swipe

When receiving a hand job, the motion made to ensure the cum does not land on your couch

Dude, last night I missed my side swipe and I spent like 5 hours cleaning my couch

by huh?!? October 22, 2008

Side Swipe

To be raped in your colostomy site.
The unwilling version of Philly Side Car

That homeless man with the colostomy bag got Side Swiped last night.

by Saltymedic June 16, 2018

side swiper

A turd so long that one end bottoms out in the toilet while the other end slides across the ass cheek as it makes its graceful exit.

Man, after all that beer and Taco Bell I had, I had the nastiest side swiper first thing in the morning.

by xxxx11111 December 31, 2011

side swiped

when someone hits the side of your car and you didn't see it coming

Robby got side swiped by a lady running a red light.

by bratty boy November 17, 2004

side swiped

when your friend tells you theres a chick visiting and you head to his house to meet her and the first glance of the female specimen causes your head to snap back in pain and one more for disgust.

indian guy - hey jimmy, come by the crib i want you to meet this chick

(1 hour later jimmy is in the hospital with neck injuries)

Jimmy - damn dat chick side swiped me

by DiaztheOG September 12, 2010