someone who cleans their butt from the side by lifting a right or left cheek, rather than between their legs or between their balls (centerwiper)
Bro, do you wipe your ass from the center between you balls?
Naw bro, I'm a Sidewiper... I lift a cheek, yo.
Naw bro, I'm a Sidewiper... I lift a cheek, yo.
by Zen Leon April 5, 2010
Get the Sidewipermug. Someone who continues to do something as they were taught even after knowing/seeing a much better method. A person who wipes their ass sideways cheek to cheek instead of up or down between the cheeks.
by 6971tu November 1, 2015
Get the Sidewipermug. A person who had skid marks in their pants but wiped sideways causing said sidewipe marks.
Hence sidewipe
Hence sidewipe
by Slip skid July 6, 2021
Get the Sidewipemug.