someone who cleans their butt from the side by lifting a right or left cheek, rather than between their legs or between their balls (centerwiper)
Bro, do you wipe your ass from the center between you balls?
Naw bro, I'm a Sidewiper... I lift a cheek, yo.
Naw bro, I'm a Sidewiper... I lift a cheek, yo.
by Zen Leon April 5, 2010
Get the Sidewiper mug.Someone who continues to do something as they were taught even after knowing/seeing a much better method. A person who wipes their ass sideways cheek to cheek instead of up or down between the cheeks.
by 6971tu November 1, 2015
Get the Sidewiper mug.A person who had skid marks in their pants but wiped sideways causing said sidewipe marks.
Hence sidewipe
Hence sidewipe
by Slip skid July 6, 2021
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