Sidewipe

A person who had skid marks in their pants but wiped sideways causing said sidewipe marks.
Hence sidewipe

Oh you little shit. You are a sidewipe

by Slip skid July 6, 2021

rocking a sidepipe

When a male wears pants so tight, the outline of of his genitalia can be seen. Hence, giving the impression that he is rocking a sidepipe.

"Johnny wears pants so tight, he's rocking a sidepipe 24/7."

by brianxymox July 16, 2006

Sideswipe

The fast autobot with wheels, and also wreckless.

Sideswipe: I’m gonna slice a con to half!!

by Skylynx June 16, 2021

sideswipe

A maneuver that hides a public boner quite effectively. How it is done is to go either side of your crotch with your hand and "swipe" your hand to the opposite side of your crotch and hit your boner. This will cause the boner to go at a vertical position. The key is to have your pants catch your boner at the vertical position.

This technique works pretty much flawlessly when mastered. An expert can even hide a boner without a shirt by using boxers to catch the boner. Trick is to have the underwear go lower than your pants and wear the pants at a good height to cover the vertical boner. You still won't be able to hide the bulge created, but that is awesome to have.

WARNING: Raging public boners still go slightly outward and may still be visible if the force of the restraint is not strong enough to keep the boner back.

Jesse: "That chick was amazing! How did you not get a boner from that?"
Jon: "You kidding me? Of course I had a boner, but I effectively sideswiped it away like magic."
Jesse: "You are a fucking boss."

by neranfafu July 8, 2012

sidepipe

to wear dangerously tight pants in the fashion of 80's musicians and/or pro wrasslers; so that the shape of your manly genitalia show proud and true like the god zues descending mount olympus.

these slortchin muffukkka's flock to my sidepipe like the pulsing dispenser of the nectar of the heavens that it is. (haters eat a dick)

by chauncey mc.ballsdeep November 9, 2003

sidepipe

When a boy get a stiffy and his shlong goes down his leg.

"Early moring baseball. Joy" boy wearing compression shorts has a sidepipe and takes picture.

by wennes March 18, 2015

sidewife

She is the woman on the side that has wife potential. But she's not your wife but could one day replace your wife that changed once you said I Do. And now she says Do what? A SideWife is better then sidehoe or Jumpoff. ~Darius Murrell~

She's the ride or die. If i wasn't married already I'd marry my SIDEWIFE. She listens and knows when to shut up.

by Mr Darius Murrell May 19, 2014