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sideshow mel 

minor British sidekick on the Krusty the Clown TV series; infamous for the large bone(species unidentified)caught through his hair(which happens to resemble that of Marge Simpson, only more of a sea green and much shorter, supposedly stuck there due to a gum chewing incident) and for his common loud outbursts
"My opinion is as valid as the next man's!"

Sideshow Don 

A famous Ex President, who needs constant attention and provides strange entertainment value for the people. Possibly related to Sideshow Bob.
It might be fake news but I hear Sideshow Don will be announcing his reelection candidacy in the near future.
Sideshow Don by NJLIB November 11, 2022

sideshow bob 

An evil genius who has tried to kill; Bart Simpson; Selma Bouviere; Krusty the Klown (x2) and probably others. He has also attempted to blow up Springfield, but mended his ways twice, thrwarting his brothers plans to flood Springfield and helping homer find the man who was trying to kill him (Frank Grimes' son).
Sideshow Bob bears a grudge against the world.
sideshow bob by Mortenson January 30, 2004

Sideshow Bob 

Named after the Simpsons character due to the resemblance to his hair, this is when a cigarette is rolled and the finished product has an excess afro of tobacco poking out of the top.
Haha, look at Lauren's fag everyone, she's got a major Sideshow Bob goin' on there.
Sideshow Bob by TheKHeroine April 6, 2011

street sideshow 

An informal demonstration of automotive stunts often held in empty parking lots and vacant streets, having first appeared in Oakland, California in the 1980s as social gatherings of youth.
I was not allowed to go to street sideshows when I was a teenager and I knew that if I did, there would be hell to pay!
street sideshow by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021

Sideshow 

When ghetto people drive broken down vehicles in circles at public intersections and in residential neighborhoods. These people—typically uneducated and poor black or Hispanic males—have little self-worth and lash out to community by disrupting people’s lives and destroying public property and neighborhood property values.

Some ghetto people support sideshows as a misguided cultural expression similar to one expressing oneself by committing violent crimes.
Hey Paco, did you hear about that thug who died in a sideshow? What an idiot, he was dancing around and got hit by that car. One down, 100,000 more thugs to go.
Sideshow by Pacoroni March 28, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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