shwuag 

The complete uno reverse of Quag.

“Bro, you look so cool!”
“Yeah, you look shwuag!”

shwuag by GetaLifeBro September 4, 2024

shwag 

Marijuana of poor quality. Bargain basement pot.

Since being laid off because of covid, all I can afford is this stinky shwag.

shwag by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

Shwag 

1) weak or impotent cannabis or dirt weed; 2)something of exceptionally poor or low quality which is generally looked down upon.

1) Tom refuses to buy or smoke schwag weed - he only likes kind bud.

2) The people joked that Tom has a schwag car, but little do they know he is planning on buying a new Audi next week.

Shwag by spo jboovdfmmj May 28, 2004

shwag 

Low quality marijuana, usually very dry, full of stems and seeds and shit you don't want to inhale; Epitome of the phrase "quantity over quality"

what the fuck is this shwag doing in the bowl? shit man we might as well be smoking dirt.

shwag by stew February 7, 2005

Shwaggin Wagon 

A group and or party of smokers who are all carrying very low grade marijuana know as Shwag and who are commonly made fun of by the more wealthy or more well connected smokers with much higher grade marijuana.(plural)

Man i'm not letting that Shwaggin Wagon into this kickback so they can drink all my beer!

Look its the Shwag Wagon yall, lets kick the **** outta em.

Shwaggin Wagon by Bl8ze1 January 14, 2010

Shwagglepuss 

A vagina with more hair than a mutated yetti.

An out of control bush Afro on an already overgrown Euro chick's beaver, or Shwagglepuss, for short.

Shwagglepuss by dkmitchell November 3, 2008

shwaggot

A person who thinks they have high grade marijuana, and doesn't. Either because of an unsophisticated palate or very low drug addict standards.

Lets head up to Denver, shwaggots have Littleton dry as a mouth.

shwaggot by robotlegcommando March 23, 2009