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the male sex organ. penis.
Grant whipped out his shwonz and plowed rachels cooter till 6 in the morning.
shwonz by -taters- July 30, 2006
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Null, or anything not null, or the union of null and anything not null.
The anti-abortionist is guity of murder, shwong; he must be execushwonged, shwong.
shwong by Extremityman February 25, 2023
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shwonz Shwong shwonk shwanz Shwonkie Shwoz Shmonzed Shonzee Shonzi Shronz
Shwonga is an adjective -" It is someone who has moments of uncertainty , And moments that they don't remember ."
"You such a shwonga , i can't deal! "
Noun -

The act of wishing a person's dad to rape the person in question. Not only to do so violently and forcefully, but to also pass away during this coital act, more specifically of cancer. Ball Cancer.
Max - Yo! I got with Mala at the Tripwire gig!

Ed - Yo! Shwanzini! You cockend.

Max - Wow, necessary?!
A male escort, which only entertains rich or wealthy women.
shonzeeescortprostitutewhoreslut
Shonzee by MikJokes August 24, 2009
A term used to define someone who is unaware of his or her surroundings and does not fit well into his or her society.
"Wow, Jack is such a big shwoz."
Shwoz by jguz7 May 30, 2017

shwing shwong 

A males reproductive organ. (preferably the 'penis')

A term from SCRUBS. Elliot Reed uses when shes too uncomfortable to say 'penis'

Hospital-

Sussie: "He seems to be in pain when he pees."

Becky (doctor): "..It's because your husband has literally 'broken' his shwing shwong"
shwing shwong by iloveyoumore12 January 25, 2009
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B)
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A)
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