shwonz

the male sex organ. penis.

Grant whipped out his shwonz and plowed rachels cooter till 6 in the morning.

by -taters- July 30, 2006

shwong

Null, or anything not null, or the union of null and anything not null.

The anti-abortionist is guity of murder, shwong; he must be execushwonged, shwong.

by Extremityman February 25, 2023

Shwonga

Shwonga is an adjective -" It is someone who has moments of uncertainty , And moments that they don't remember ."

"You such a shwonga , i can't deal! "

by Minecraft ... Noob June 29, 2021

Shwanzini

Noun -

The act of wishing a person's dad to rape the person in question. Not only to do so violently and forcefully, but to also pass away during this coital act, more specifically of cancer. Ball Cancer.

Max - Yo! I got with Mala at the Tripwire gig!

Ed - Yo! Shwanzini! You cockend.

Max - Wow, necessary?!

by Joe Ian Gilbert Cunningham September 8, 2021

Shonzee

A male escort, which only entertains rich or wealthy women.

shonzeeescortprostitutewhoreslut

by MikJokes August 24, 2009

Shwoz

A term used to define someone who is unaware of his or her surroundings and does not fit well into his or her society.

"Wow, Jack is such a big shwoz."

by jguz7 May 30, 2017

shwing shwong

A males reproductive organ. (preferably the 'penis')

A term from SCRUBS. Elliot Reed uses when shes too uncomfortable to say 'penis'

Hospital-

Sussie: "He seems to be in pain when he pees."

Becky (doctor): "..It's because your husband has literally 'broken' his shwing shwong"

by iloveyoumore12 January 25, 2009