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A term used to define someone who is unaware of his or her surroundings and does not fit well into his or her society.
"Wow, Jack is such a big shwoz."
Shwoz by jguz7 May 30, 2017
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a slang word for pot, marijuana & weed. mostily used around small children and the mutha phuckin po po. So they don't know what your accually talking about
"i herd you got that fire hook a brotha up wid some of dat shwoz"

"dat showz is potient it got me P.O.D.ed"

"got blunt..... got showz"
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Null, or anything not null, or the union of null and anything not null.
The anti-abortionist is guity of murder, shwong; he must be execushwonged, shwong.
shwong by Extremityman February 25, 2023
Jordan has a shnoz the size of Ireland
shnoz by FormFaktor February 27, 2003
I'm going to have a showzy.
showzy by showerman June 22, 2013
Australian slang that describes seeing a large number of errors, typos and formatting issues in an email or document that it completely detracts from the original message or presentation.
There were so many mistakes in that email I just read. Shooze everywhere.

That presentation was nothing but Shooze.
Shooze by Ma-Fia July 12, 2019

Shnozling 

When a girl pulls a man's dick from between their legs and sucks from behind while her big shnoz tickles his taint.
Dude... guess what. My girlfriend was shnozling me last night!
Shnozling by BM/JB March 27, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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