Shwonkie

After ejaculating one collect one's cum and wrap it up in a spliff.

dude I just came lets smoke a Shwonkie

by Fredrick Douglass May 8, 2008

Shwonkie

After ejaculating one collect one's cum and wrap it up in a spliff.

dude I just came lets smoke a Shwonkie

by Fredrick Douglass May 8, 2008

honkie shmonkie

a magical yellow fairy

The guy punched the honkie shmonkie.

by ??? July 30, 2003

shwinkies

adj. in style, something that is off the chain or cool

That top she's wearing is totally shwinkies.

by Kate McQuilken May 21, 2008

shwinkie

A bad ass motherfucker with a dick the size of Africa. You should totally hook up with anyone of that name.

Shwinkie is badass

by the fetal club 75 January 3, 2014

shwookie

A hairy African American.

Hey look over there! I think I see a monkey. Oh, nevermind its just a shwookie.

Why are shwookies always hanging from trees?

Man that shwookie sure stinks.

by Cameryn Bradley Hughes May 17, 2010

shwonking

To be joking or kidding.

"Omg I was totally shwonking about that dress on you, it looks horrible."

by Symoniebologna December 13, 2008