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Shwonkie 

After ejaculating one collect one's cum and wrap it up in a spliff.
dude I just came lets smoke a Shwonkie
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honkie shmonkie 

The guy punched the honkie shmonkie.
honkie shmonkie by ??? July 30, 2003

shwinkies 

adj. in style, something that is off the chain or cool
That top she's wearing is totally shwinkies.
shwinkies by Kate McQuilken May 21, 2008

shwinkie 

A bad ass motherfucker with a dick the size of Africa. You should totally hook up with anyone of that name.
Shwinkie is badass
shwinkie by the fetal club 75 January 3, 2014

shwookie 

A hairy African American.
Hey look over there! I think I see a monkey. Oh, nevermind its just a shwookie.

Why are shwookies always hanging from trees?

Man that shwookie sure stinks.

shwonking 

"Omg I was totally shwonking about that dress on you, it looks horrible."
shwonking by Symoniebologna December 13, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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