shwapt

adj.
drunk, intoxocated. primarily of alcohol.
SFV (S.California) argot

PHONETIC:

"SH-WHA-PT"

"Fuck Dude, I'm Shwapt!"

by Iggy AKA Reeferiyze October 4, 2006

Shwapper

Never gives up, hard worker, passionate at everything they do in life, has a smile they inspires people to do better, stay motivate, doesn't waste time, puts the standards for the working man, aims to be the top, always thankful, and always stays humble!

Shwapper is some who gets the job done!!!

by PierceSupport September 8, 2017

shwater

the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada

Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.

by warrfull June 17, 2006

Shwapper

Hard worker, passionate at everything they do in life, has a smile they inspires people to do better, stay motivate, doesn't waste time, puts the standards for the working man, aims to be the top, always thankful, and always stays humble!

Shwappers are people that are willing to learn, adopt to became the best, and at the same time being humble!

by PierceFamily2017 September 8, 2017

Swaptronics

When repairing an electronic device, instead of finding and replacing the defective component, the entire circuit board or module is replaced.

Customer: Why are you charging me $170 to repair my CD player which just has a burnt resistor which costs 20 cents?

Repairman: Due to our incompetence we just replaced the whole circuit board inside and passed the cost onto you the customer.

Customer: Oh, you are a swaptronics outfit. You suck. Here's $170.

by tech7777 July 8, 2011

Shwastey

To be shwasted.
The state of being shwasted.
Portmanteau of both shitty and wasted.

See Shwasted.

That guy over there downed a whole fifth of capt'n mo's, he's pretty shwastey.

by YoOrDu May 25, 2009

shwart

When working out, naturally you are sweating. Therefore, any fart that occurs is a shwart, a sweaty shart.

While benching a mad 160 today, I let out what I thought was a harmless fart, but it turns out I shwarted.

by OG Mudbone Jr. January 26, 2010