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Josh “ bro my dads shveen is so large!”
Eli “I know right!”
Shveen by Rickandmortyweebo69 May 26, 2023
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Paedo Sheen 

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers
Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen
Paedo Sheen by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020
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Wanker’s Sheen 

When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.
Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?
One of the most kindest people I know. She always is willing to help and asks for nothing in return. She is loving and caring who doesn't think she is pretty or even special, but she doesn't need to. She is beautiful inside and out.

Her negatives are really strengths and she can achieve anything she puts her mind to it. She makes her own mind and doesn't worry what other may say. She is someone to miss everyday and someone to hold for hours.

She is unique in so many ways, I wouldn't know what to do if I lost her. She has changed my life and changed me as a person. Spending time with her is the only thing I look forward too. She is Sheena and i am glad I am apart of her life.

"Age is just a number and that shouldn't decide what we deserve in life".
Sheena
Sheena by Your Meerkat Friend May 26, 2016

Michael sheen 

The most feral and chaotic man you will ever get the chance to meet. Don't let his cuteness deceive you, he literally peeled a onion with a potato peeler, what is more, chaotic than that? For some reason, he can be cute, hot, kind and chaotic all at once. He also plays Aziraphale, one of the ineffable husbands from Good Omens. Did I mention he is an amazing actor?

He is practically a Welsh Dragon. No, he IS the Welsh Dragon.
Guy 1: 'Look it's Michael Sheen!'
Guy 2: 'Isn't he related to Martin Sheen?'
Guy 1: "No of course not! Martin Sheen is American!"
Guy 2: 'Isn't Michael Sheen American?"
Guy 1: "He is Welsh, Goddamnit!"
Michael sheen by Sillyblueprints August 2, 2019

gone sheen 

When someone suffers from delusions of grandeur, believes they have jungle cat blood, DNA from a Greek god and special magical powers in bed, all whilst behaving as if they were totally invincible.
Tom: “Did you hear about Harry?”

Fred: “No man. What did he do now?”

Tom: “The dude’s totally gone sheen. Last week he was out partying like a rock star, trashing hotel rooms and sleeping with strippers.”
gone sheen by The Empress 4 May 2, 2011
If you ever find a Sheena born in April you can thank your lucky stars. Never let her go. Sharp mouth, sassy ways and walk will draw you in. Her smile, joy and playful ways will make you forget your true age. When you see her she lights up the room without even saying a word.

Mother, wife and best friend. Marriage material. You will never find a humble and loving person again. You will never find a women that will love and care for you like she does. She will always be proud of the man that's in her life. Sheena is perfect and diverse. Patient and understanding. She can be sexy, beautiful, cute, pretty and hot. This lady is once in a lifetime. If she steps into your life be prepared for change. She will open you up to a whole new wave of emotions. She will show you why it never worked with anyone else. A gift from the universe to you something that can never be bought. She will cherish you and fight for you. Courage and strength is the foundation. She will guide you through your darkness. She will stand by your side no matter what life throws at you. Honest and loyal to a fault, never betray or lie to you. Always gives more than she gets. When Sheena tells you that she loves you never take her for granted. If you don't feel it, let her go, if the universe sends her back to you treat her like gold. Passion, love, compassion and affection this beautiful beast of a lady will set your heart on fire if you open up your true self to her. She is the one that will complete you.
Sheena is a gift to you from the universe.
Sheena by UrbanLawyer December 13, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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