sheentistically--(From charlie sheen and statistics) The increasing probability that a person is going to lose their job due to risky, stupid, crazy behavior.
Guy to friend: Dude, two hour lunches in a bar, coming in late in the morning, smoking a joint in the company parking lot and all this other shit is going to get you fired, for real. Man, sheentistically speaking, you're no more than a month away from losing your show.
The most amazing guy you can find. Super personality and a caring and loving guy in general. If you ever find a Shreetesh make sure you keep him close. Helpful and makes sure you're happy.
A plus point for his boyfriend dick.
I met Shreetesh yesterday, and I didnt even realize he stole my heart so quick.
Damn that Shreetesh guy is flirty, I hope he likes me.
Girl: Isn't Shreetesh in a relationship?
Another girl: Sadly, yes.
Girl: I wish they break up, I want him.
Amount of win a person has, usually measured in points. Named after the cocane-addicted celebrity Charlie Sheen, who also has a tendency to win oftentimes. Similar to Kudos Points from the video game, Project Gotham Racing 4 (PGR4), but one cannot buy items with Sheenies. Plural of sheeenies: sheenie
Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, I just owned Joe in that running race we had.
Person 2: Sweet. Looks like you just earned some major Sheenies.
Example 2:
Person 1: Woah, what happened?
Person 2: Just got my ass kicked by Debra. I think I lost a ton of Sheenies on that one.