shuttage

The English equivalent of closure.

After all these years she still hadn't got shuttage over her ex.

by cavr November 11, 2008

shottage

An exclamation of praise meaning "good shot!" Mainly used in sport such as football, snooker, basketball etc.

(Player sinks a 3-pointer) "OOOOOOHHHHHH SHOTTAGE!!"

by kenny O September 26, 2006

Collateral Shittage

Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.

Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

shittage

the magnitude of your shit, usually extreme

i hope that toilet can withstand my shittage

by macht May 1, 2009

shuttahellup

a termed coined to shorten the phrase "shut the hell up" in ocean township. it is more enthusiastic when used in conjunction with a waving hand gesture.

-"Mike, wake up!"
-"Mom, shuttahellup"

by MBul August 10, 2006

sluttage

Blatantly or obviously slutty. Not even attempting to hide the magnitude of the sluttage. Contrast: sluttle.

Daisy to John: "Oh honeyyyy"
Daisy to Michael: "But babyyy"
Daisy to Joel: "Darlin..."

Now THAT's verbal sluttage right there.

by i know bitches August 18, 2011

Shittage

The outcome object of shitting inside a sausage skin, and closing it, disguising the shit sausage as an actual sausage.

Just wait till Zach takes a bite of his shittage we cooked up for him, he doesn't have any idea what we did.

by V I N C E N T June 16, 2008