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shushmush 

Another way of saying : “SHUT YER MUSTY CRUSTY TURNIP A$$ UP BEFORE I BONK YA WITH SHREKS HORNS”
friend: “hey did you know tha-“
me: “shushmush”
shushmush by dustycrustycaca January 5, 2021
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shshmashinated 

Getting so incredibly fucked up that you don't even know your first name.
"Me and a few of my fellow gamma allstars got so shshmashinated on spring break." "It was righteously gnar-gnar."

- Dom Dizzle
shshmashinated by Meyers '11 April 5, 2008
The act of pre-sexual, usually inebriated, penetration when the male has a semi-erect boner. The boner is not hard enough to penetrate the vagina. The male, knowing it will get hard once inside, takes his thumb and forces, or "pushes," his semi-boner into his females vagina.
Dude I was so fucking hammered i had to smushpush my dick into her last night.
Smushpush by Blumpkin Prince March 7, 2010

hushmush 

Omg every buddy Hushmush
hushmush by mattixz13 May 20, 2010
a dope ass word that is seen when you type humus over and over again
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shumush by gbvoaygfulyf May 14, 2018
To Have Sex, Shag, Fuck, etc
Bartholomew says "Oh Henrietta will you participatein having shushus with me this fine evening."

henrietta says " oh yes Bartholomew take me, take me.
shushus by stinkajazz April 27, 2004

shushushusket

The reaction that brewing causes
"Dont just sit there and shushushusket confront the problem
shushushusket by pesudonym=cinnomon November 17, 2022
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