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This is what happens when you're swimming in the pool and "accidentally" eat crap off of the bottom.
"Man ,my brother was a real shurtle after that dog took a dump in water."
by Turtles2901 June 10, 2017
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The act of removing a turtle from its shell, then proceeding to shit in the then empty shell and throwing it in somebody's general direction.
Damn I just got shurtled
by poopie mcgee June 05, 2005
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Verb. Licking off the shit that gets stuck under the foreskin of an uncircumcised dick.

You got horny and let some stranger do your ass, but your didn't waste time with an enema. No problem, you can use your tongue to clean the shit that got stuck under his foreskin. You will just shurtle him and the problem is gone.
After being fucked in the ass, I shurtled my boyfriend so he could stick it up my cunt.
by Razberry October 01, 2014
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