shurtle 

The act of removing a turtle from its shell, then proceeding to shit in the then empty shell and throwing it in somebody's general direction.

Damn I just got shurtled

shurtle by poopie mcgee June 12, 2005

Shurtle 

This is what happens when you're swimming in the pool and "accidentally" eat crap off of the bottom.

"Man ,my brother was a real shurtle after that dog took a dump in water."

Shurtle by Turtles2901 June 10, 2017

Shurtle 

A mix of a sheep and turtle. Can be used to say the someone who has curly hair is slow (speed not intelligence). Used as a nickname

Wheres shurtle?

Still on her way.

Shurtle by Emerald Forest April 19, 2020

Portuguese Space Shuttle 

As a member state of the European Space Agency, Portugal contributes to the development of European Space Vehicles. The latest Portuguese Space Shuttle as tested by ESA is the Intermediate Experimental Vehicle (IXV).

The Portuguese Space Shuttle has been successfully tested. The Europeans are developing some really cool shuttles!

Portuguese Space Shuttle by SG5 September 25, 2016

Shirtless Bobby 

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.

Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"

Shirtless Bobby by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014

Shartles and James 

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

Shartles and James by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

shirtless shit 

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.

Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.

Matt: Whys that dude?

Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.

shirtless shit by Professor Pod July 9, 2011