shumdit

a very apologetic way of calling someone a dumshit.
Usually reserved for acquaintances and close friends. Also reserved for use in public arenas where small ears might be present.

don't be a shumdit you brainless futhermuker!
futhermucker
dumshit

by facilitator June 21, 2009

shummit

When someone defecates, vomits, and ejaculates simultaneously, often a result of extreme stimulus such as listening to Free Bird, driving under the influence, or losing anal virginity.

Bro, I was booze cruising like 120 on the highway listening to Free Bird while having anal sex and shummited all over the Benz.

by Certifiedshummiter2023 September 5, 2023

Shamditioner

A mixture of shampoo and conditioner.

In order to saze time, I used shamditioner in the shower.

by WaffleCohn June 6, 2011

shamditioner

The combination of shampoo and hair conditioner in one bottle. Also known as a 2-in-1.

I used to buy shampoo and conditoner separately, but now I buy shamditioner.

This new shamditioner makes my hair clean and soft!

by skyclad580 February 4, 2010

shumpit

Used in replacement of "have sexual relations/contact",

i.e will you and shelia shumpit tonight?

by Nick T December 20, 2004

shumit

The reincarnation of an incomplete man. One who always has a desire but can never fulfill it in their lifetime

She: Its like he can't find his purpose in life
He: Ya he'll keep looking for his destination just like the other Shumits

by CamiltonHamilton April 8, 2017

shumaita

Shumaita is an Arabic word which means morning or dawn. People with this name have a very enlightening and refreshing company.

Oh look! Shumaita is amazing

by anonymous November 24, 2021