shumiss

something that taste/looks like shit, cum, and piss all mixed together.

I tried to tough it out, but Fernado's chupa chalupas tasted like shumiss.

by j. suave October 28, 2007

The Shumiss Mix

Shumiss is where you take a bath and you relax so much that you release all of your bodily fluids in a bath so it's a shit, cum and piss mix. Pronounced Shum-iss.

ahh Brad, did you see did you see Kathy's instagram picks of The Shumiss mix in her bath last night? yeh bro it was savage!

by StopWankingMeOff December 13, 2016

Shumissimo

Shumissimo: A term that is the absolute superlative of Shume, an Albanian word that means a lot.

Comparable to the famous 3000 in i love you 3000.

I love you shumissimo!

by Gardi November 22, 2021

Shumissimo

Shumissimo is an invented word derived from the Albanian word "shume", which means "so much", combined with the Italian suffix "-issimo" to emphasize the meaning

"I love you shumissimo" that means "I love you so much"

by Gardi January 10, 2022

Shumister

Another name for somebody that has the name "shu" in it. Like Joshua. Makes them sound awesome.

Score 1 for shumister...

by Carl Carl June 11, 2013

shmisses

A cute way of saying kisses

I dub thee worthy of my shmisses.

by Thoucanttouchthybooty January 10, 2017

Shmissed

A way of adding a little extra spice to missed commonly used when you’ve arrived late or were unable to attend a fun or adventurous moment.

Friend 1 : “Do you see that sick car?”
Friend 2 : “wait where?”
Friend 1 : “bro you shmissed it.”

by YourAllSus November 1, 2020