A Shuckatron is a Pearl Consultant and Manager, but not your typical Pearl Girl. Pearl Girls are often harassed by trolls, but Shuckatron is whitty and claps back so often that they give up. She even has a miniature couch for those random couch auctions! Shuckatron creates a warm and friendly environment sharing her passion for pearls with everyone. She is fiercely protective over her Pearl Fam and all of her parties are all inclusive! Basically, her name says it all:
Survivor
Humble
Unique
Compassionate
Kind
Achiever
Truthful
Real Outgoing
Noble
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.