A Shuckatron is a Pearl Consultant and Manager, but not your typical Pearl Girl. Pearl Girls are often harassed by trolls, but Shuckatron is whitty and claps back so often that they give up. She even has a miniature couch for those random couch auctions! Shuckatron creates a warm and friendly environment sharing her passion for pearls with everyone. She is fiercely protective over her Pearl Fam and all of her parties are all inclusive! Basically, her name says it all:
Survivor
Humble
Unique
Compassionate
Kind
Achiever
Truthful
Real
Outgoing
Noble
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)