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a person wants a deathless death/harmless death
a depressed person is a shttus
shttus by shttus April 16, 2022
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shatus update 

A Facebook status update made while taking a shit.
Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.
shatus update by spumoni April 22, 2010
a catheter for your ass. it has a hose that pumps a jetstream of water into your shitter
John needs a shitus to produce a log
Shitus by johnus October 23, 2012
It stands for "Supreme Hombre Of The United States." What else could it POSSIBLY mean? Also, "FHOTUS" is hard to pronounce.
"So now SHOTUS wants to pull the United States out of the Paris climate agreement. What a Supreme Hombre!"
shotus by Sagecul June 1, 2017

shitusay 

1) short for "Shit You Say" normally punctuated as an exclamated question 2) credulity 3) are you serious? 4) forget that mess 5) Bullshit you are saying

its not always a question but is always punctuated with a the classic "!?" or "?!"
shitusay there was bestiality at the party?!; shitusay this is decaf?!; Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor? shitusay!? that N-Word Jim ate all the waffels? shitusay, and you did not murk that fool!?
shitusay by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010

Shittus Blokest

Shittus Blokest is the Latin term for shit bloke. This term was created centuries ago about one of the shittest blokes to every walk the Earth would repay people who bought him a regular coffee with a small coffee or by dogging the boys whenever the ladies wanted something. Surprisingly though the ego of a Shittus Blokest hinders blokes from perusing lasses who are super keen on them. Instead shading them for there mates ex
Geeez settle don’t cobba no need to be a Shittus Blokest

Wow you would be a Shittest Blokest
Shittus Blokest by XxBigLezxX July 10, 2021
Its a word used when you do not want to swear in front of company. Meaning Shit House.
Come on man that is shtouse.
Shtouse by BIGMANONCAMPU55 August 23, 2011
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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