shttus

a person wants a deathless death/harmless death

a depressed person is a shttus

by shttus April 16, 2022

shatus update

A Facebook status update made while taking a shit.

Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.

by spumoni April 22, 2010

Shitus

a catheter for your ass. it has a hose that pumps a jetstream of water into your shitter

John needs a shitus to produce a log

by johnus October 23, 2012

shotus

It stands for "Supreme Hombre Of The United States." What else could it POSSIBLY mean? Also, "FHOTUS" is hard to pronounce.

"So now SHOTUS wants to pull the United States out of the Paris climate agreement. What a Supreme Hombre!"

by Sagecul June 1, 2017

shitusay

1) short for "Shit You Say" normally punctuated as an exclamated question 2) credulity 3) are you serious? 4) forget that mess 5) Bullshit you are saying

its not always a question but is always punctuated with a the classic "!?" or "?!"

shitusay there was bestiality at the party?!; shitusay this is decaf?!; Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor? shitusay!? that N-Word Jim ate all the waffels? shitusay, and you did not murk that fool!?

by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010

Shittus Blokest

Shittus Blokest is the Latin term for shit bloke. This term was created centuries ago about one of the shittest blokes to every walk the Earth would repay people who bought him a regular coffee with a small coffee or by dogging the boys whenever the ladies wanted something. Surprisingly though the ego of a Shittus Blokest hinders blokes from perusing lasses who are super keen on them. Instead shading them for there mates ex

Geeez settle don’t cobba no need to be a Shittus Blokest

Wow you would be a Shittest Blokest

by XxBigLezxX July 10, 2021

Shtouse

Its a word used when you do not want to swear in front of company. Meaning Shit House.

Come on man that is shtouse.

by BIGMANONCAMPU55 August 23, 2011