Definitions by Sagecul

GYOSIMCOMP

Given Your Obvious Superiority I Must Cut Off My Penis
Acronym in response to condescending social media commenters who are blatantly trying to aggrandize themselves.
(Usable, perhaps fortunately, only by guys.)

Original Poster: I just got these great jeans at half price!
Commenter: You still wear jeans? How cute.
OP: GYOSIMCOMP

GYOSIMCOMP by Sagecul September 6, 2026

Bubble music 

A derisory term used by professional violinists, cellists, etc. to describe the string background parts in pop music, which tend to consist mostly of long held notes. There are so many whole notes that the score looks like it's covered with bubbles.

"I don't need to practice for that studio gig -- it's just bubble music."

Bubble music by Sagecul October 31, 2020

shotus 

It stands for "Supreme Hombre Of The United States." What else could it POSSIBLY mean? Also, "FHOTUS" is hard to pronounce.

"So now SHOTUS wants to pull the United States out of the Paris climate agreement. What a Supreme Hombre!"

shotus by Sagecul June 1, 2017

airplane mode orgasm

A deliberate attempt to keep quiet while climaxing.

Usually she'd have been crying out "Oh God!" but last night her mother was right in the next room so she had to have an airplane mode orgasm.

airplane mode orgasm by Sagecul January 7, 2017