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shtorte

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Whenever someone suffers the fate of an L(typically by someone being ignored), another person must say "shtorte!" to pray for a fast recovery and for the best of luck.
Steve: HOLY SHIT! I JUST FOUND OUT THE CRAZIEST THING EVER!
Bob, John, & Wilson: *no response*
Tony: shtorte!
shtorte by Dr. Don Corleone April 29, 2020
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Shorter Wong 

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A pure boi who didn't deserve all the pain and suffering.
That dude deserved better, he's a Shorter Wong.
Shorter Wong by Spooper March 12, 2019
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shtorte • shorted • Shortee • shorter • Shorter Wong • Shorterer • shortes • shorted out • Shortedsheeran_v2 • Shortee Fiya

Shorter Wong 

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An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.
Shorter Wong: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."
Shorter Wong by applepix December 8, 2020
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shortes

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New Mexican for underwear.
"What brand are your shortes? They look good!"
shortes by eljapatron January 24, 2015
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Kick anyone shorter than you day 

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Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st
Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st
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Mercedes Scelba-Shorte 

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A beautiful girl that was runner up on the show: Americas Next Top Model-Cycle 2, which came out in 2004.
She was born in New jersey on august 24, 1981. Her dad was African-American and her mom was Caucasian. She grew up in a rough area of New Jersey and was a member of Possy 6-1, a gang in NJ. Because of Mercedes environment she became a very mean and rude girl, which she admitted on a interview. She later moved to very nice neighborhood in Valencia, CA and the new environment helped her to become nicer.
In 1999 at the age of 18 she made her 1st TV appearance on MTV's Fear. Many people do not know this and the show aired 4 years before Top Model when nobody knew who she was. In 2003 Mercedes was diagnosed with Lupus, a incurable disease. She was later was in College to become a Psychology major when a friend suggested that she try out for Americas Next Top Model. She got on Cycle 2, and she made runner-up.
Since then Mercedes got a modeling contract and is currently working on ads, Commercials, TV shows, and movies. Mercedes is doing her best to live life to the fullest, even with Lupus.
Nobody1- "Do you know who Mercedes Scelba-Shorte is??"
Me- "Only the most funny, beautiful, and perfect girl in the world......"
Nobody1- "...what??"
Me- "Oh i mean she was the runner up on Americas Next top Model...and shes the most perfect girl in the world"
Mercedes Scelba-Shorte by chris404 August 30, 2007
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Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day 

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The day where you can punch your shortest friend
The day finally came Lewis can punch his shortest friend Mack because it’s oct 26th punch your shortest friend day
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crunchy 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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