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shucking and jiving 

The science of appearing busy but actually doing nothing.
Dude, quit shucking and jiving and get back to work.
shucking and jiving by Mack C February 23, 2007

shtudying 

taking a shit while studying, an act of saving time
-yo did u study for the ap euro test
- na dude, i was shtudying for a little bit but watever
shtudying by Shittac Mcgee November 1, 2011

Shrubbing 

When you're trying to find the clit and your hand gets lost in the chick's bush.
Gary: so what happened with that bitch last night? Kevin: tried to finger her pussy, but i ended up just shrubbing. Gary: ew dude fuck.
Shrubbing by kevin&gary October 17, 2010

Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly
Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck
Shmucking Wet by Matans February 25, 2010

Shrunking 

Going shopping after having a cocktail (or two, or three); shopping while drunk. Generally most noticeable the next day when you realize what you (probably shouldn't have) bought.
(At the checkstand) Wow, look at my cart - - I'm totally shrunking!

What was I thinking, buying that outfit yesterday? I must have been really shrunking!
Shrunking by Kat 6 August 5, 2009